Hey y’all!
If you are here reading this blog, it can mean one of a few things:
A. You’re family or friends and are sweet enough to be here to support this new project
B. You’re a vendor in the industry and simply cannot handle another “I want a rustic wedding with burlap and baby’s breath and my colors are navy and burgundy” response from bride
C. You’re a bride and looking for comedic relief from your own wedding planning woes
D. You just enjoy a good laugh at someone else’s expense. No judgment here, we feel the same!
This is no secret to most of you: I am a wedding vendor. More specifically, a wedding planner. And being a wedding planner means being with couples for the d u r a t i o n of their most stressful time ever, which can lead to some pretty hilarious/horrific/traumatic/youmustbejoking moments. The best part of this blog is that it is comprised of tales from vendors that are all over the country, in all facets of wedding planning. Because even though wedding planners probably spend the most time with their clients, other vendors are not without a crazy story or two. Trust me, you’ll read them!
There is no doubt about it, wedding planning is TOUGH, and being a vendor in this industry is even tougher. From the bridezillas to the meddling mother-in-laws, to the ‘Holy shit, did the cake just fall over?!’ moments, we see it all weekend after weekend. For every perfectly executed happily-ever-after, there is a time where the bride almost barfs walking down the aisle. While some stories are a bit more traumatic and stick with us for a longer period of time, others provoke that, are you f**king kidding me?! feeling inside and are good for a laugh over a glass of wine (or two!) once you get home. And that, my friends, is Wine About Weddings.
-K.P.
